money monkey

A noticeably wealthy black person.

"Hey Patrick, you remember that black guy we stole a bike from? Turns out he's won the lottery."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."

by TheKnowledgeWithin June 3, 2025

Tariff Monkey

Derogatory name used for Canadians because they refuse to accept that America is better and will win any tariff war.

Conor McDavid is such a fucking Tariff Monkey.

by GreatWhite92 June 6, 2025

Diamond Monkey

Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.

guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.

by anonymous June 6, 2025

Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.

Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*

by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025

Grease Monkey

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.

“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

Grease Monkey

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.

"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

grease monkey

A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.

"He been trying for weeks, but he can't get none of this grease monkey."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 3, 2025