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scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again
Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls
by Wilyboi February 13, 2017
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gurgle balls like a pelican

One who gurgles balls like a pelican is someone who is generally an complete dick to be around, either used as a serious insult or light hearted banter between friends. It means in its simplest form you take a lot of balls in your mouth
Harry you gurgle balls like a pelican.
by Jdoggydog25 September 19, 2016
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National ball kicking day

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad
Sorry i kicked you but its national ball kicking day
by LALALalasaikbish April 5, 2019
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Icy hot on my balls

Icy to chill the sack, and hot to soothe the nuts
I just put some icy hot on my balls, it burns so good
by Dasbacon January 21, 2022
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Nigga Dick Ball Cheese

A sap found under the foreskin; sometimes eaten. Although it may sound bizarre, it is done in various countries in Africa.
Honey, can I lick off your Nigga Dick Ball Cheese?
by skullwise May 1, 2022
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Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.
"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"
by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023
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