Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

fukk off

If you are too scared to say it to their face, you tell them to visit fukkoff.com

You: 'Hey, my real opinion of you is at fukkoff.com'

Friend: 'Fukk Off'

by heuheuheuheulol123 August 14, 2016

Jack Off

Someone you exceeds the base definition of a Jack Ass. This person is a moron and revels in that fact.

Matt everyday you say play that ridiculous song, you are such a Jack Off

by Fox670z January 16, 2020

Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011

vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.

Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”

by Muttageek July 14, 2020

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Huv Off

When you're hungover from chugging booze all night so you curl up on the couch for eternity and have no thoughts of moving.

Friend 1: "Did you wanna go get McD's and cure this hangover?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, I'm huv off"

by NewfieDewfie911 November 17, 2018