one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

That one looks doog

Good school know that one looks doog.
unilimimal

That one looks doog, random subconcios saying or some shit

by Mineowedwus May 10, 2023

one handien

Someone or Something that has one hand/ arm.

Hansel Emanuel is a One Handien. Or you can say, You are a stupid one Handien

by Finn ( One Handien December 12, 2022

Score One For The Master Race

Also known as S1FMR, an anti-semeticc dogwhistle created by far-right TikToker Postman, making fun of the Leftist TikToker monicalejewski.

It was created after the TikToker monicalejewski said that Postman probably says the phrase while looking at himself in the mirror.

*Vril Edit*
ultimate.aryan: Score One For The Master Race...

by supergoyim May 16, 2025

One-Pager

When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.

Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

a new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024