popped my tart

The act of a female having her first actual orgasm, and then realizing it.

Holy shit, I think you just popped my tart.

by LosT January 16, 2014

you've been tarpleed

When you are with a Tarplee and you get really drunk, you have been 'Tarpleed'!

Omg you've been Tarpleed

by Bobbie-Ray December 2, 2013

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

Flippy-doo-tarian

A person who claims to be vegetarian, but often pulls a "flippy-doo" and eats meat.

Laib was being a flippy-doo-tarian when he went to California and ate a burger at In-and-Out.

by LongDongTriumphant December 12, 2016

Pulling A Tara

When you date a man over ten years older than you when you're under 18 or under.

Shes dating tom? hes almost 30. man shes pulling a tara.

by LyricJ January 17, 2017

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

Playing Garlic Tarloc

A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.

Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana October 15, 2017