Hot Pink Air Balloon

When a man presses his butt hole up against a woman's vagina and farts into it in a sexual manner.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted a hot pink air balloon, she said yes. After I gave it to her, she was very disappointed...

by Mitchole June 16, 2018

hot topic workout program

an eating disorder

“wow how did you loose all that weight so fast”

“I started the hot topic workout program what the fuck do you think”

by (this is a self drag) September 27, 2018

hot spicy chili pocket

When you go to Taco Bell and eat everything off the menu, go home unload your shit into a nice crockpot and force feed to your Mongolian slave children

I did the hot spicy chili pocket technique on Fred’s wife the other day and he has no idea!

by Poopyshitface69 November 10, 2019

Wet hot Sacramento summer

When a girl squirts.

Last night, my lady had a wet hot Sacramento summer and I had to change the sheets.

by Plwoohoo May 30, 2017

Hot dank wank box

Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.

Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.

by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018

Hot Ass Troll Stain

Hot Ass Troll Stain originated from ancient Egyptian journalist Lord Plankus , when he described something as hot

God dang it this sand is making my feet a Hot Ass Troll Stain

by Lord Plankus June 1, 2016

backwoods hot dog slide

To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.

Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?

Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex

by scooter the chubby chaser September 20, 2016