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Get you right

It's a way of saying you're going to do a good job at something for the sake of somebody.
You: Damn it. I applied my screen protector wrong!
Your best friend: Don't worry, imma get you right.

You: Thank you so much. Glad I know someone who can fix this.
by CalamityCloud December 15, 2023
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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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Getting a PBJ

When you get a blowjob with peanut butter smeared across your dick.
I knew that she was a feature hooker when she told me that I was Getting a PBJ!
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In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.
“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”
by Lincoln’s wack October 16, 2019
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do you get it

Used to prompt acknowledgement from your listener towards the severity of what you are telling them.
Dan: and then Ryan started talking shit raising his voice. I’m not a mug do you get it so I had to run up on him.

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you have to be real flirty with your crush of bf/gf
Boy: ITS NATIONAL GET FLIRTY WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY
Girl: Oh no..
by Toxic_f**ker October 22, 2019
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