by phenompyrus October 19, 2004

a parody to the lunch food that i hate called texas straw hat but in this case it is when a man puts his sack on a girls head and jus sits it there. This can also be called a texas sack hat.
jenny: what are you doin?
steve: my balls are really heavy so im gonna sit them on your head!!
jenny: ohh okay i guess
steve: this is your new texas ball hat
jenny: okay and yeah these things are pretty heavy
steve: my balls are really heavy so im gonna sit them on your head!!
jenny: ohh okay i guess
steve: this is your new texas ball hat
jenny: okay and yeah these things are pretty heavy
by goonersteve February 1, 2008

teacher - "billy stop calling out or im going to have to call the principal."
billy - "DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS!!"
this sinerio is usually fallowed by a call home and ditention.
billy - "DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS!!"
this sinerio is usually fallowed by a call home and ditention.
by Fred Moran January 28, 2007

A phrase used to express sarcastic congratulations to completion of a stupid task or a task that results in unexpected negative results. This originates from the first annual dashcon, in which attendees were conned into donating a large sum of money which they were told was needed for the hotel to allow the on to stay, but when asked the hotel staff knew nothing of this fee.
Tumblr user: Let's attempt to raid 4chan!
Normal human being: Wonderful logic. Would you like a free hour in the ball pit?
Normal human being: Wonderful logic. Would you like a free hour in the ball pit?
by HintHint July 13, 2014

a direct English translation of the french (specifically of France, and not elsewhere) expression "la balle est dans ton/votre camp" this expression means
it is now up to you to decide on what to do/what decision to make/decide what you want to do.
it is now up to you to decide on what to do/what decision to make/decide what you want to do.
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you two choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and stop with your drugs, or you can move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with your life. The ball is in your court.
Angela:I would like to commit suicide. Wtf? You want me to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
Angela:I would like to commit suicide. Wtf? You want me to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2012

by bill clinteron December 11, 2019

noun;
Maybe one of the most shittiest places on earth. No Order, Direction, or guidance. On the small Island of Galveston, Texas... If you want to save your child's innocents, dont sent them here... please. we can save one person at a time.
Maybe one of the most shittiest places on earth. No Order, Direction, or guidance. On the small Island of Galveston, Texas... If you want to save your child's innocents, dont sent them here... please. we can save one person at a time.
by childish.kidd May 22, 2016
