fomo baby

a myth that when babies crouch and look between their legs it means a new sibling is coming.

"my daughter be holding her bottle at 3 months she a fomo baby."

by Dracula blahblahblah November 14, 2023

baby doomer

Someone who looks cute but will fuck you up

Someone: Oh, he's so cute.
Me: Cute? He's a baby doomer

by babydoomer November 15, 2023

Baby mill

A woman who constantly pumps out children, usually to take advantage of social programs.

She's not bad looking, but she's a baby mill. She has six kids by eight different fathers.

by DaHolmes November 17, 2023

baby brown

the cutest dog ever and shits everywhere

“who’s the best dog ever?” “baby brown?” “ofc”

by uglyassbitch1 November 18, 2023

skilla baby

the finest man in michigan, sexy asf and good music.

person one - "Who you tryna listen to?"
person two - "Play summa dat skilla baby."

by lonniethiccasf November 20, 2023

How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023

Mcfish baby

A person who consumes 9-11 McDonalds filet-o-fish’s a week as part of a healthy diet.

Hey Sally, did you notice all the weight that Paula lost? Yeah I did, How did she do it? She became a Mcfish baby.

by ShelbyAve December 19, 2023