Poop off

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same

Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!

by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

snottin me off

means to ignore on purpose.

she was snottin me off when I was trying to talk to her.

by leelu January 7, 2013

Twackin off

The act of texting and masturbating to a person you have never met.

Was Te'o caught twackin off or what!!? Asked Marion.

I guess man, why don't you text him. Said Peyton.

by Jadedfan January 18, 2013

How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012

fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!

by enim frater December 18, 2012

HORKED OFF

PISSED OFF. UPSET.

Missing that public execution left me really horked off.

by Loaf Daddy Bling Bling August 18, 2012