Schrodinger's unconditional love

When your homophobic family members say they love you no matter what, except they don't know yet that you're gay.

Person 1: "Don't worry dude, I'm sure they love you unconditionally, they're your family."

Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."

by garbage child November 20, 2021

Jesus loves you

A term used by people that are intending to steal from a store.

Hey, how are you?

Good thanks, Jesus loves you!

Ok

*Steals from store*

by buzzmonke October 17, 2022

Eva loves Tom

This is a very Rare disease where you will start stalking him on Snapchat , looking at photos of him, dreams about going to his house, playing with his goat, doesn’t have a monkey ?, you snap him a lot , and haven’t stopped liking him since you started high school. ( this will only happen to you if your name is Eva )

Girl- I’ve got the Eva loves Tom

Girl2 - ohhhh no!!!!!

by 123iseeall! January 8, 2021

Love 💕 shove

A single thrust of a penis in a vagina during sexual intercourse. Countable noun.

"She kept talking during the movie and people in the theater were complaining so I threw her over the seat and gave her a good, long Love 💕 shove..."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 29, 2020

I Love Gays

I love gays is a phrase to say when proclaiming your love for the lgbt community. Some do not like this phrase and that is ok. All people have different opinions

He said at the Pride festival "I Love Gays" while holding a pride flag

by ImAGod.org February 15, 2019

i..love..b00bies

the worlds greatest tiktoker. super swag and super gay 😁 i’m also quite funny 😋 and i’m hot

“dude have u seen i..love..b00bies account on tiktok?”
“no?”
“well you should, they’re hot”

by drew starkeys wide August 8, 2021

Russian Love Poem

The act of sodomizing your partner with a banana whilst they have a banana allergy.

The best Russian Love Poem I've had was actually in Uganda.

by VoNotAHoe April 13, 2019