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astronut lollipop

When you forcibly jam one testicle in your partners ass while thrusting in her space
Borty entered her assmosphere with his astronut lollipop during blast off!
by AzRev July 28, 2022
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Astronut lollipop

The astronut lollipop is When you are blasting doggy style and a space rock gets lodged in the backdoor with suction!
I hit it so hard I ended up with an astronut lollipop for my girl to suck on.
by AzRev August 3, 2022
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Triple Lollipop

A very intense wedgie in which the victim is given an atomic wedgie. But instead of stopping at the face, it goes down through the legs and back up into an atomic again. Now do that last part 2 more times. Viola, a triple lollipop.
Dude did you see that guy get a triple lollipop yesterday? Shit was gnarly.
by Wedgie_expert101 August 21, 2022
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squid loli

by the random. October 25, 2022
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Aston lollipop

Using a foam medical swap to soak up bodily fluids and transfer them to the body or mouth of another
He wiped the foam Aston lollipop over her face soaking up the cum she hadn't swallowed and gently pressed it to her mouth. Being a Good Girl who never wastes a drop she sucked it clean eagerly
by Not Bambi October 31, 2022
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camellia lololol

best person in the world. she is the queen and is better than everyone. if she wants she can make someones life hell and she WILL make them cry and go run to their mom. camellia is the queen of the world and she is THE MAN. she is amazing, drop dead gorgeous and soo cute. camellia is just the best person in the world
omg i met the queen!!
who camellia lololol?
YESSS
by hhehehhehhee February 21, 2023
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Ooda-lollian

An Ooda-lollian is somebody you would think came right out of an old Disney animated movie a-la Baloo in The Jungle Book circa 1967. These are individuals whose life skills equal exactly two. The first would be the ability to sing the right words to a song (albeit off key) while smoking a stogie. Their second skill will always be some delusion they have of being the right mentor at any time, and miraculously convincing some disenfranchised youth the very same. The implications for those he sees as his wards can become dire. For instance, if a folie à deux were to evolve, the ooda-lollian could impress upon the youth that they are actually able to command wild beasts, fly from treetop to treetop, or even survive alone in the bush at the age of seven. Unfortunately, this is also how new Ooda-lollians come about. All it takes is one misguided sloth of an Ooda-lollian convincing anybody who might listen, that "you can do anything you put your mind to", one youth eventually experiencing a psychotic break, succumbing to the delusion, and renouncing the reality he was once part of to trigger a devolution the likes of which have never been documented.
Stupid Ooda-lollian thinks hes gonna teach me something about how to handle a wild honey badger. Shit, all's ya gotta do is stick your finger in it's little mouth. Oh wait, that was for beaver. My wife taught me that. She said that beavers like when you stick your finger in their little wet mouths.
by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
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