Zoom

A very hellish program used by schools, meeting, and friends.

"Hey Daniel do you guys use Zoom to do school?"

by NotFlashy February 1, 2021

Zoom

A STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE TO MAKE CHILDREN TORTURE THEIR DREAMS IN VIRTUAL SCHOOL

Mom “hey sweetie,are you in zoom yet?“
Me “no mom im on facetime with a 50 year old man and 828992839 children“

by I’m a big girl February 7, 2021

Zoom Room

A room, usually a home office setup, typically used for zoom or video conference calls.

“My zoom room has a vanity book case”

by Sfgfbf February 9, 2021

Zoom meet

To meet for a video teleconference in the application "Zoom."

Which version is best, "Jessica and I will zoom meet in 1.5 hours," or "I will zoom meet Jessica in 1.5 hours"?

by but for April 2, 2021

Zoomer

1) Someone who uses the video conference app "Zoom"
2) A portmanteau of "Gen Z" and "boomer". An equivalent derogatory term applied to Gen Z adolescents.

1) Everyone is a zoomer in the COVID pandemic era
2) Look at that zoomer over there filming themselves for tiktok. Disgusting.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021

Zoom

The app that people used in 2020 and early 2021 for school and work.

"Hi Max, have you logged onto Zoom?"

"No, I haven't Sir."

by Sir Alex Broadbent April 11, 2021

zoomitis

The brain numb you get after too many Zoom conferences at work.

Lauren: My head feels like it is packed in styrofoam, my ears are ringing, my eyes feel like sandpaper and I cannot remember a thing. Who am I and what did I do wrong?
Mychal: Oh, don't worry, you just have zoomitis from all those Zoom conferences, webinars, presentations...It will go away in time for another round of nonproductivity tomorrow.

by The Tankboy April 14, 2021