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zombie dick

when a man cums inside a woman and goes limp with in the vagina and after three seconds the dick will rise and smack the top of the womans vagina while she yells its alive!!!!!!!!
by Casey ''bigMAC'' McGinnis January 8, 2009
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Zombie Fag

Someone who actually believes in zombies and actively seeks to protect themselves from an assumed zombie apocalypse.
"She can't marry him, he's a zombie fag!"
by stepdadjeff January 2, 2012
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Zombie Date

When one meets with their designated zombie-killing comrades at a specified time to deliver death to the undead. Usually (but not always) takes place in the world of online gaming.
~My Girlfriend: "Hey honey, do you want to come over to my place Friday night for dinner (winks)?"

~Me: "I have more important matters to attend to that night. Specifically, a zombie date with my brothers in arms at 19:00 hours."
by MonteCristo29 December 4, 2010
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Vodka Zombie

One (usually male) who is so inebriated that they have the appearance of an undead creature. They are often spotted stumbling through social gatherings/parties, mumbling incoherently and usually end up face down with the cup of vodka still in one hand. With males, these foul beasts are often overcome by an insatiable lust for pussy, so watch out ladies. Don't try reasoning with these fucking beasts, as they are beyond help at this point of intoxication.
(Steve) Man, Gabe was one dumb son of a bitch last night.

(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.

(Gabe) Fuck you both.
by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010
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Clunge Zombie

A term used to describe a male individual that is perpetually in a trance-like state, obessing only over the acquisition of intercourse with the opposite gender.
Alex: "4mo is a pretty big Clunge Zombie."
Nick: "Yeah but don't forget that Charlie Sheen will always be the Numero Uno Clunge Zombie."
Alex: "Ev-ery-day-troe!"
by Troe April 19, 2010
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Facebook zombie

Facebook users who make themselves much more immune to being unfriended or blocked because they deactivate their account when they're not using it. This makes them invisible to the entire Facebook world so long as they stay deactivated.
"I don't want her creeping on my Facebook page anymore, but I can't unfriend or block her because she's a Facebook zombie."
by Facebook Zombie December 27, 2013
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hover zombie

Jesus Christ, in reference to the proposition that he not only died, and subsequently was reborn, but also was capable of flying back up to heaven.
Under 'religion' on my profile, I put that I had accepted the hover zombie into my heart.
by Dave Z. September 27, 2007
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