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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
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Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"
by QuacksO July 24, 2024
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do you wanna know

i have leukemia
I'm sorry. I can't tell this to them. do you wanna know?
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do you wish for fries

no
do you wish for fries no
by scalywinky August 23, 2024
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Make you do magic

a veiled threat, to 'make someone do magic' means you will make them fly (as in off a tall building), make them disappear (as in go missing indefinitely), or get sawed in half (as in literally cut in fucking half) or stay under water for 10 minutes (as in drowned in fucking water)
fuck with me again, i'll make you do magic.
by Beez Leboss November 12, 2012
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Do you know what to do with a box of bees?

This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope
"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "

"uh, no?"

"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."
by junebugistired April 23, 2020
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