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The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
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Wood pecker

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood
My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker
by dudeo11 July 23, 2018
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wood wizard

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.
He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.
by KingofChodes September 30, 2009
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Wood Knot

The out-tray from whence one makes mud. Your rusty bullethole. The Anus.
I watched a cracking porno last night, this bird took a 12" up the bomb bay without wetting the wood knot first....nasty!

I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!
by silvermancow January 17, 2011
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sport wood

Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!
by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013
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wood pusher

when you crap when having anal gay sex
Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher

Other Gay Guy: sorry
by zach June 9, 2004
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Tiger Woods

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.

A golf player who often gets wood.
"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"
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