The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood
by dudeo11 July 23, 2018

by KingofChodes September 30, 2009

I watched a cracking porno last night, this bird took a 12" up the bomb bay without wetting the wood knot first....nasty!
I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!
I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!
by silvermancow January 17, 2011

by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013

by zach June 9, 2004

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.
A golf player who often gets wood.
A golf player who often gets wood.
"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 6, 2010
