Solar boner

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.

Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.

by Shrink Rap June 27, 2016

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Theoretical Boner

When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.

Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!

Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!

by Sinful Divinity December 1, 2011

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boner passions

A male having attraction toward something.

I've got boner passions for the girl that lives down the street.

by andrew June 7, 2003

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boner fiesta

1. A party in which all members circle jerk

2. An expression that is said when people go into a state of extreme pleasure or happiness

1. Hey guys! Lets all have a boner fiesta at Pat's house. I'll bring the vaseline.
2. BONER FIESTA!!!! I'm so happy that the Jets won the Superbowl!

by Pat's palace November 6, 2010

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Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner

" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

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Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

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