honest boner

An erection that is 100% spontaneous and almost always uncontrollable. Typically happening early teen years but rarely past the early 20s.
I have to be careful around Zooey b/c she gives me an honest boner so easily.
by matt5000 June 25, 2010
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boner puppet

A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.
Yo that girl's my boner puppet. She'll do anything I ask just so I fuck her after.
by bonerpuppetpatrol July 08, 2017
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Disapproval Boner

A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.

As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."
by Yes, *that* Essence May 02, 2014
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boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner
Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro
by Big 1400 March 20, 2018
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Danger Boner

Anticipation for rush of adrenaline and excitement from participating in risky behavior, not a literal boner.
Jenny love's skydiving for both the adrenaline rush and the huge danger boner before the jump.
by DaveCorpUSA July 15, 2014
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Thought Boner

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
by Donkey Bear January 08, 2011
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Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
by EthanFeng August 30, 2015
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