Wizard

Alex Geiger-Wolf

1-That chick is a wizard!
2-Oh it must be Alex Geiger-Wolf

by wizclan September 24, 2011

Watarded

An individual who is way retarded; this individual surpasses what it otherwise considered to be the standard of retarded or idiotic behavior. This individual is even considered exceptionally retarded among the regularly retarded.

Dude, trying to prove that you could pull that anvil with your nuts when you can’t even life a ten pound weight with your arm was watarded! Seriously man, those with special helmet requirements know better than that.

by Stacey *iz* hisrockstaR August 22, 2009

wizard-cheater

When you go on the rollercoaster "the Wizard" with someone who is not your boyfriend. When two people go on this ride, one must sit in between the others legs. This may cause the situation to become awkward or seductive.

Amanda: "Why did your boyfriend break up with you?"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"

by kjldshfsklhjskdlf September 28, 2011

Wiitarded

1. (Adj.) Lacking the ability to properly use a Nintendo Wii remote. 2. Wiitard (noun)A person that suffers from severe mental challenges while playing on a Nintendo Wii system.

Jake said he would not play Mariocart with me because I am Wiitarded.
I am a Wiitard and therefore to embarrassed to play Wii in front of others.

by p42 December 6, 2013

Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on psychedelics.

Did you hear about Max's Wizard party last weekend? We were all tripping balls!

by anggl July 19, 2014

Wizard Stew

You cream in a females butthole, and then she pushes it back out with some poo in there, and that's how you make wizard stew

Rachel and I are going upstairs to make some wizard stew, she hasn't used the bathroom all day.

by Wizardstew February 19, 2015

Wizard Den

The home of a Wizard, usually an underground basement, and usually of his mother's home. Incredibly dirty/smelly/both.

Con-goer 1: Wait, where's Con-goer 3?
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.

by 8res May 29, 2016