William Shatner

When you need to take a fat shit during work. The best part about this William shatner is that you get paid for it, no matter how long that shatner takes

Break time! Time to take a William Shatner. Greattt

by Temp1234 October 4, 2006

Sheldon Williams

A former Duke University basketball player who is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players ever. His ears are too small and his eyes are too far apart.

Wow, that alien kind of looks like Sheldon Williams...Wait, it is Sheldon Williams

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Hayley Williams

She is, without doubt, the cutest motherfucker you'll ever witness! She is the lead singer of popular Rock / Alternative Band 'Paramore'.

Guy: Oh my god, Hayley Williams is just perfect!
Girl: Nah, Pete Wentz is cuter.

by EmoGeordie December 21, 2013

Williams

A crazy ass, loud, dysfunctional family.

"Which family are we going to see today?"
"The Williams"
"OH NO."

by rayzbow March 30, 2013

Master William's Tonsil Remover

Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.

Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.

That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.

by Rustin January 9, 2007

William Barr

United States Attorney General.

A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.

Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.

by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019

Williamston

Small, uninteresting town known as the sex and weed capital of mid michigan.

"Man, did you hear what happened to Tyler last weekend?"

"No what?"

"He went out to Williamston, got high, had sex with some chick and got VD!"

"Thats why you dont go to williamston!"

by BenTyger January 23, 2009