Wednesday 'Noun'. Over biased rapist preferring young male shit vagina, signs of a Wednesday approaching are the faint whisper of 'Do you like that', 'cough cough' and 'take your pants off' in the wind. This is followed by 'you have a pretty mouth' and 'don't fight it' while the attack is taking place.
'Holy fuck I nearly came face to face with Wednesday last night, the only thing that stopped him attacking was the sound of screaming children in a house behind me, he had a huge boner'.
by A concerned bi stander September 22, 2012
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1: the day you have crazy sex with your girlfriend because she is off her period. :)
2: being ridicoulusly horny and your gf is still on her period (must not have sex and has to toughen it out)
1: the day you have crazy sex with your girlfriend because she is off her period. :)
2: being ridicoulusly horny and your gf is still on her period (must not have sex and has to toughen it out)
person 1:"hey dude do u wanna hangout this wednesday?"
person 2:"noo dude my grilfriend gets off her period that day."
person 1:"oo u you must get that WEDNESDAY MADNESS.
person 2:"noo dude my grilfriend gets off her period that day."
person 1:"oo u you must get that WEDNESDAY MADNESS.
by JOSY OVALL December 21, 2008
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girl 1: So how was your hookup with Jon last night?
girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.
girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.
by JuliaNoelle August 13, 2008
Get the weenis mug.The seperation in the cushions of his leather sofa reminded Steve of a vagina, and he was so horny that he lubed them up and had sex with them. Steve is now a weedesexual.
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"Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW! I cut my elbow!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."
"Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW! I cut my elbow!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."
by John - Gordon December 28, 2005
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Get the Weenis Elbow mug.A word made up by OUR group at school five years ago that means the loose skin on the elbow. The weenus is the only part on the human body that a person can not call rape upon.
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