Poe was

A slang term used after greeting an old friend; also used in referrence to graffiti.

" Hey man, long time no see! Poe was, Poe was."

"Dude, did you see that Poe was tag on that car down there?"

by Gackt C. January 13, 2009

There was this dog...

How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.

1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."

2.

Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."

by Diepiedie April 10, 2010

woah was me...

wow; really?; thought i knew it all

*you are talking to a guy that you have "history" with (a good friend), you think you know him completely...*

when you look at his phone, you see that he has a sex positions app. SURPRISE.

girl- "woah was me..."
guy- "what"
girl- "really...a sex positions app???

by yep, it came as a surprise November 29, 2011

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

I was on the bus with it

The act of getting road head while driving a big vehicle.

Bro, how did things go with that girl last night? "I was on the Bus with it"

by ksteeze November 25, 2016

that was nasty

Something you say when something was nasty.

"Did you see that?", said Kanye
"That was Nasty." replied Dante

by St1ggy March 22, 2017

It Was One Time

It Was One time
IWOT

Used when someone did something really disgusting/terrible/outrageous they probably regret, and wish people would stop bringing it up. "It was one time!"

(...But was it really?)

"John! I heard you got so drunk you passed out in a urinal in your own vomit with your pants down!"

"Jeezus Chris. It Was One Time!"

"Hey Carl wasn't it your sister who went code brown on a police car and lit it on fire last summer?"

"C'mon man! Leave it alone. IWOT ."

by Amanders Lee January 5, 2018