There was this dog...

How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.

1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."

2.

Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."

by Diepiedie April 10, 2010

zomgburger

1. Usually intended to confuse people or be very random. often used when bored, left out, or to be sarcastic.
2.zomgburger is a burger made of zombies.
3. Zoh my god, it's a burger!!!!
4. a burger that zombies eat.

ex. 1

Person 1:"Like, i knoes!!!! i saw it too! lolz!"
Person 2: "i knows, right? It was like really cuuuute!!!! But--
person 3: ZOMGBURGER!!!!!!

ex.2

"let's go get some zomgburgers, k?"

ex.3

Bob:"i'm uber hungry arn't u?"
Fred:"yeah, i could go for a burger..."
*burger appears*
both:"zOMGBURGER!!!!!!"

ex.4
Zombie:"Braaaaaiiinnssss---i mean....zomgbuuuuurrrrrgeeeeeeerrrrrrrr........"

by Diepiedie December 01, 2009