electric violin

When your partner is going down, you tell them to work your ball sack and you squeeze off a fart in the process.

My girl went down on me after we ate Mexican food, so I decided to give her the electric violin.

by christian brown21 December 17, 2011

Violin Plucking

When one plucks their vagina like a violin.

"Do you mind Violin Plucking my cooter just to rile me up? "Sure, my sweet daughter"

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

Violent

Don’t make me get violent
I want my ring back, baby that’s a diamond
You don’t listen anyways I’ll be quiet
I don’t really feel like fighting
Don’t make me get violent
I want my ring back, baby that’s a diamond
You don’t listen anyways I’ll be quiet
I don’t really feel like fighting

Don’t make me run away out the back door
I want my clothes back
You say you miss me, so then I drive back to you
I drive back to you

Petals off of flowers, did you ever really love me?
Now my nose is full with powder
And I think that she’s still lovely, oh no
She knows I’m a wreck
I gave you all my trust then I told you just don’t break it
I promise that I’ll clean up and maybe we can make up but no
I think we’re both a mess

Don’t make mе run away out the back door
I want my clothes back you
Say you miss me, so thеn I drive back to you
I drive back to you

Don’t make me get violent
I want my ring back, baby that’s a diamond
You don’t listen anyways I’ll be quiet
I don’t really feel like fighting
Don’t make me get violent
I want my ring back, baby that’s a diamond
You don’t listen anyways I’ll be quiet
I don’t really feel like fighting

by WorseThanHitler December 22, 2020

Viola

A musical instrument used by low iq musicans

I saw you are playing the violin
No silly i play viola

(Escapes)

by Mr.JazzMusician January 29, 2020

Throat Violin

The sexual act of sticking a penis in between the fat folds of the neck or shoulder of an over-weight or obese person in the way that mimics a violin.

Jeff: Hey man, how was Angeline, that chick you met on myspace?

Sawyer: She was so horny she asked me to give her a throat violin!

Jeff: Damn, she must of been pretty fat.

by Fetish King July 30, 2010

viola

A wannabe violin. Snuggled safely between the violin section and the cello section, violists know that their terrible playing will definitely be drowned out. In fact, you will NEVER hear violas on a digital recording because degital recording has become so advanced that all extraneous noise is eliminated. =)

How many viola players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They can't get that high!

by th3samiam September 18, 2008

Viola

A wooden box that originated in the 16th century made to sound like a dying cat. Often times the cat can be removed from the box, leaving behind the skeleton of a violin.

Someone please stab that viola!

by relievetheworldofviolas October 30, 2012