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Unicorn dragon

Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.
Will you be the unicorn to my dragon?
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We could be a unicorn dragon
by Hehecamren September 10, 2020
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Unicorn Theory

Unicorn Theory, is based around the idea of something that isn't necessarily possible, but isn't impossible, simply due to the fact that weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen forever, meaning that something described as being part of Unicorn Theory, may eventually happen given enough time or the correct circumstances
Dudebro 1: Dude, do you think (Female Friend) would ever go skinny dipping
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.
by Heckin_Dinosaur October 26, 2020
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unicorn stamp

Using official authority to make a kid's toy, stuffed animal or imaginary friend become a verified member or authorized participant in an activity, either on purpose or incidentally
Turkish authorities accidentally unicorn stamped her toy's passport because Emily crafted it so well.
by Unicorn Stampin' January 7, 2021
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Unicorn Pancakes

A secret code word to use when you’re sending nudes to someone as a warning to make sure they don’t open it around the wrong eyes.
*snap notification*

Chat: Unicorn Pancakes
Chat 2: Oh thank god I didn’t open that I was around my parents
by BfOfAshes March 24, 2021
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Unicorn Swirl

A Unicorn Swirl is when the male in the relationship takes he’s penis and swirls it in to a circle and the woman throws up in the middle and the male has to eat it off his dick
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unicornshitsparklee

a tiktoker that appears to be 2'4
unicornshitsparklee is not tall
by salemisscary May 11, 2021
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unicornonomics

Unlike standard economics, Unicornonomics avoids the quantitative. This applies to any forecasts, projections or results. This specialist subfield of economics is favoured by politicians and the media that promotes them. It has a particular resonance with Brexiteer politicians and Brexit supporters.

Instead of trillions, billions, millions or percentages, Unicornonomics uses the terms, huge, massive, enormous, substantial, big, normal, ‘a drop in the ocean’, bit and tiny. Precise time frames, such as year are also avoided. ‘A few years’, ‘a decade or so’, ‘recently’, ‘the short term’, ‘the medium term’, ‘the long term’, ‘the foreseeable future’, ‘a generation or so’ are standard Unicornonomic time frames. One exception to this nomenclature is that ‘fifty years’ may be used in substitute for ‘the long term’.

The following examples illustrates the difference between Unicornonomics and standard economics:

Standard economics: “GDP declined by 6% year on year in quarter three.”

Unicornonomics: “GDP went down a tiny bit recently. It was a drop in the ocean.”
Did you see him on TV? We all know it's a disaster but he went throught the full unicornonomics gamut to avoid the figures.
by UK Bryan June 8, 2021
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