Tuna Wombo Combo

The act of placing tuna fish on your erect penis, as well as any other food you may desire, and preceding to insert the penis, and all of its contents, inside of another humans rectum. You may also put a waffle cone on top of your penis, and proceed to spin it, acting as a drill.

"Yeah, I tuna wombo comboed Carly's ass the other day. Best day of my life"

by TotallyNotMaving April 8, 2019

Lincoln Tunnel

When a man gets inside his partner and stays there for 30-60 minutes (depending on the time of day), not moving more than an inch or so the entire time.

Man, the Lincoln Tunnel was brutal today. I didn't think he was ever going to get out of there!

by Jane B August 2, 2012

fuck tunnel

Where hopes, dreams, and marriages go to die.

I got wasted last night and fell into a random fuck tunnel. Now my wife wants a divorce.

by Mrs. Steve Buscemi January 31, 2019

Tune Wedgie

A song or advertising jingle annoyingly stuck in your head.

I've got a Tune Wedgie. 'Rudolf the Rednose Raindeer' keeps playing in my head.

No, don't sing the Barney theme song! You'll give me a Tune Wedgie.

by david Somers October 12, 2006

Tune in Tokyo

The repeated (and often excessive) twisting of nipples during foreplay.

Jenni's nipples were raw after her boyfriend played Tune in Tokyo with them all night.

by Ranford Bellows March 15, 2004

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.

Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.

by LaSpillway August 2, 2011

Tunisian Sun

when a male dips his testicles in lighter fluid, lights them, and proceeds to tea bag his partner

The woman was rushed to the ER with 3rd-degree Tunisian Sun burns all over her face.

by Scott the Green January 13, 2008