shit toucher

Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.

1.) "I'll tell you who drives a green truck . . . a SHIT TOUCHER, that's who!"

2.) "TOUCH POOP!"

by Kelley Rubass August 4, 2008

poo toucher

A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.

ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck

some cory kid from sparwood likes to touch his volleyball playing friends poo with his penis

by recktum November 4, 2004

Shoulder Touch

This action is done when someone says something with a sexual connotation, but you are in a social situation in which you can't laugh at the person, or say anything to your friends for fear of being called out. The shoulder touch is done when all in the party KNOW that a sexual innuendo was said, but can't overtly acknowledge it. When engage in a shoulder touch, you casually create an action, such as scratching your shoulder, or adjusting the shoulder of your shirt.

When choosing the Christmas Cantata by Geoffery Bush, the choir director started rehearsal by saying "Ladies and Gentlemen, let's dive right into the Bush, shall we!" Immediately following these words, a group of friends who are sitting far apart would all engaging in a shoulder touch and look at each other.

by OnWisconsin January 14, 2010

The Midas Touch

A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.

Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?

Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!

Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.

by TheGestaltist June 19, 2014

touching tips

not gay if someone says no-homo before after the action of touching tips

touching tips tn but gonna say no homo

by flavor man tintin June 23, 2016

Touch

Word meaning cool/sweet/stellar/awesome/touch/etc.

Dude you're touch

THAT IS FUCKING TOUCH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CYBERED WITH EISTIEN!?!

That would be touch if you could cum on me right about now.

by Jed Carlson April 25, 2007

midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on

"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"

by insizlane December 9, 2008