Mental Limp

Some people have a bit of trouble with very simple tasks, they don't listen well and are probably not gonna go far in life. While people with physical limps have a bit of trouble getting by in the world, they are lucky that society is there to help; those with the mental limp are fucked for life.
I had to walk the guy through how to use the word processor, every instruction was repeated 2 or 3 times to him, I swear he had a mental limp.
by vallada August 16, 2010
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Spite Monkey Mentality

The sort of mental attitude exhibited by the majority of teenagers worldwide; arrogance, inexperience, and self-absorption coupled with lack of insight, narrow mindedness and a total inability to accept that they could ever be wrong. It is just this sort of chip on the shoulder attitude that causes them to clog up Urban Dictionary with ridiculously silly definitions that stand no hope of ever being accepted, to compete with each other to produce the most sickeningly disgusting sexual perversion, to attempt to boost their, already over-inflated, egos with self-aggrandising descriptions of themselves or to denigrate people they don’t like with descriptions that they don’t have the balls to put their names to, because if they did they would be sued for libel. It’s the sort of mental attitude that, when their submission is rejected, throws all of its toys out of the pram and rejects everyone else’s definitions out of infantile spite.

It is to be hoped that eventually they will grow up and maybe grow a pair although it must be said that many of them never do, retaining even into old age an immature sense of entitlement.
Spite Monkey Mentality is unfortunately prevalent amongst the teens, pre-teens and post teens who have invaded Urban Dictionary.
by AKACroatalin May 12, 2015
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envy-iron-mental

Crackrockicle envy-iron-mental laws regulating oil production to the point car companies go bankrupt, and people lose jobs and can't buy necessities.
by primitive April 02, 2009
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positive mental energy

Positive mental energy produces attributes such as Love, Peace and Happiness.
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mon-u-mental

a term for someone who's astonishingly crazy
Working here, I've seen my share of nutjobs, but this guy was mon-u-mental.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 05, 2010
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mentally disabled

A state of excessive intoxication where the brain stops functioning normally. May also be referred to as being blacked out.
I'm going to drink so much tonight that I'm going to be mentally disabled.
by fourfoursevens April 29, 2009
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Mental Ejaculation of Joy

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.
This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy
by S.Poe April 24, 2017
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