panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible

“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”

by quietemerald August 12, 2019

google meat

a sexual act where someone flashes Le dick on google meet

your friend: I just tried google meat on my teacher.
You: What The Fuck is wrong with you

by Edward dick hands January 19, 2021

GOOGLE WORTHY

Google Worthy

When you are not exactly sure of something, or you need to confirm a statistic or fact, but still deciding if you really even care.

Bro 1: " hey Donald Trump is coordinating a new BoyBand and calling them the Tumpettes"
Bro 2: "nah awe"
Bro1 "yeah man, if you don't believe me...google it"
Bro2 " man, that s_ _ _ isn't even Google Worthy"
Bro 2

by WildestBlings January 13, 2017

Google-juked

When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.

I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."

by bango_15 July 20, 2018

Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.

John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"

by Luscan December 1, 2011

google-miliate

To utterly humiliate another through the expert art of google-fu

You were so right. You totally google-miliated me.

by oogoom May 1, 2009

Google it up

To sophisticatedly look something up with your pinky fully extended

Google it up young sir

by Gdoodjohnson June 17, 2018