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poser

A derogatory word for someone a certain person does not particularly like. Used to show how much person a knows about the "scene" by insulting person "b".
Person B: Hey! Do you like Taking Back Sunday?
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*
by powertrash July 28, 2008
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poser

you
you poser
by anonymous April 7, 2022
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poser

Hurriedly and randomly collecting scattered pieces of shit
and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.

And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.
Golly Bill,,, Mr. Ware sure did put a nice collection of abstract
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.
by Handy Dick Vandy August 26, 2022
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Poser

A poser is someone who attempts to become something they're not, generally in the hope of being accepted by others.
Poser punk: "Anarchy in the U.K"
Random guy: "What the fuck?! Shut up, poser, we're in America! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there!!"
by iAmMeFUCKYOU August 16, 2011
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poser

a so called celebrity from the philippines who says money they got lots yet they embezzle

a napoleonic celebrity who says he so flush he gon buy yacths yet if u pull.up to his house the guard makes abundantly clear the house aint his yet he talking loud bout buying yachts! fuck off ogie alcasid, poser!
ogie alcasid is a poser; he dont even own his home yet talks like he can buy a yacht! he is an embezling poser clown Napoleonic midget!
by noateneochiklmays June 14, 2017
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Poser

-Pretending to be someone or something you're not
-usually in order to fit in somewhere that you're not wanted
-mostly found in groups such as emo, goth, hipster, or scene
-pretending to like things such as music or clothes, but knowing nothing about either.
There were many posers at the concert who didn't even know the bands that were playing or the words to their songs. They looked completely out of place.
by hipsterrwithoutlenses November 29, 2010
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Poser

Someone portraying themself as something other than who they really are. A gang member is one kind of poser.
The poser girl took that kid's soccer ball/ basketball/football/baseball to the construction site to bait the guy.
by Solid Mantis November 18, 2020
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