My cousin, Henry Bartholemew Dinglenut
by ticklemytip1234 August 18, 2022
A noted scholar at Harvard on African-American culture that recently got called out hard for trying to stage a racial oppression incident after being asked for ID in his own home by an officer responding to a 911 burglary call. Instead of just showing his ID, being respectful, and moving on as most reasonable people would, he assumed that the officer's default setting was "racist," and proceeded to throw a temper tantrum in public that eventually led to his arrest. He has radical associations with black militants and Marxists and has made many racially inflammatory statements over the years. He also is a personal friend of Barack Obama and held a fundraiser for him.
Cop: "Good afternoon sir, how are you today!"
Henry Louis Gates: "Fuck you racist! Look see! We still need affirmative action! This cop is profiling me!"
Henry Louis Gates: "Fuck you racist! Look see! We still need affirmative action! This cop is profiling me!"
by RME1976 July 28, 2009
Damn, that j. henry bounce is the shit, yo! I read about it on the internet after I got out of prison and now I am making $250,000 a year and I have my own secretary. JHBounce, Bitch!
by H Bomb Explosive March 16, 2008
by Brandon April 14, 2005
"oh, henry, what have i done?"
"mate, why is there white stuff all over my hoover?"
"i haunted henry. sorry."
"mate, why is there white stuff all over my hoover?"
"i haunted henry. sorry."
by T.dott August 16, 2009
by CXIUS April 14, 2020
a hockey word which is used to define the kid on the team who never dresses. he is usually the worst on the team. this poor guy is consistantly the one up in the stands taking stats.
"hey rosbury, are u henry healthy scratch again, sexsmith and cameron are dressing in front of you."
by galvan December 22, 2004