Grandma Body

When an older woman loses all shape and her breasts drop to her waist and her arse disappears into her legs (fly arse) She must have the pensioner hunch on her back to qualify fully to be a Grandma Body. She can't do a lot like bending over or walking properly due to the mis-placed gravity around her sagging appendages.

"Ask her to touch her toes..."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."

"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Pony body

When the length of a person's body is equal to the length of their legs.

My lord Carol, look at her ass, it's the centerpoint of her body. She's a God damn pony body.

by Dong schlong May 5, 2018

bodies to burn

things to do -by s.clay wilson in zap comix -a statement sure to attract puzzled looks

how bout saturday, dude? -i've got bodies to burn!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Body check

When you get hit so hard it knocks the wind out of you

The linebacker body checked the QB

by ULTRASUPERBATMAN420 September 15, 2023

bodies for bulk

the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.

upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)

the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!

judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!

we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!

by michael foolsley June 14, 2013

Bali body

Looking like a sexy beast whilst on holiday in Bali

Damn bobby your Bali body is coming along nicely

by Cheeky Prawn August 3, 2016

Body-Dependent

Someone whose body/boobs is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love bodydependent-people because of their 'body', not because of their 'face/hair'. Their face is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Channing Tatum, all of Magic Mike, Nicki Minaj, Denise Milani.

Angelica: omg channing tatum's body is so sexyyyyy, im gonna fucking jizz. omg

Kate: oh kill yourself, channing is body-dependent, his face is just, so fucking ratchet and ugly. his body is hot as fuck though, and who the hell would name their kid, "channing". never ever fucking name your child with "inning" at the end

**meanwhile in a land of lonely horny men**

Chris: god, im gonna fap to nicki minaj tonight.

Michael: dude, shes so fucking ugly, but her ass and tits are just enormous and sexy, shes body-dependent.

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013