zombie dick

when a man cums inside a woman and goes limp with in the vagina and after three seconds the dick will rise and smack the top of the womans vagina while she yells its alive!!!!!!!!
Ted did a zombie dick last night
by Casey ''bigMAC'' McGinnis January 09, 2009
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Zombie Movie

A movie featuring a group (Zombies) who, by some transmitable cause, infect others or kill them. In most zombie movies the zombies also eat the living. Some movies can be debated to be zombie movies like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Many zombie movies have been deemed ridiculous in recent years because of the remakes of "Dawn of the Dead" and the Zomedy "Shaun of the Dead." It could be argued that zombie movies became ridiculous after countless grindhouse flicks during the 70s, and specifically the "Evil Dead" films. The cause of zombies in each film is different, usually pertaining to the era the film was made in. "Night of the Living Dead" was radiation, and during the Cold War the threat of radiation by the atomic bomb was a serious concern. In a more modern setting "28 weeks later" the zombies have virus, much like modern biochemical weapons.
"Want to see a zombie movie with me?"
"no, those are ridiculous"
"I dunno, I think this new one really speaks to the fears of my generation"
by imarshall14 June 07, 2007
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Vodka Zombie

One (usually male) who is so inebriated that they have the appearance of an undead creature. They are often spotted stumbling through social gatherings/parties, mumbling incoherently and usually end up face down with the cup of vodka still in one hand. With males, these foul beasts are often overcome by an insatiable lust for pussy, so watch out ladies. Don't try reasoning with these fucking beasts, as they are beyond help at this point of intoxication.
(Steve) Man, Gabe was one dumb son of a bitch last night.

(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.

(Gabe) Fuck you both.
by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010
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Clunge Zombie

A term used to describe a male individual that is perpetually in a trance-like state, obessing only over the acquisition of intercourse with the opposite gender.
Alex: "4mo is a pretty big Clunge Zombie."
Nick: "Yeah but don't forget that Charlie Sheen will always be the Numero Uno Clunge Zombie."
Alex: "Ev-ery-day-troe!"
by Troe April 19, 2010
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hover zombie

Jesus Christ, in reference to the proposition that he not only died, and subsequently was reborn, but also was capable of flying back up to heaven.
Under 'religion' on my profile, I put that I had accepted the hover zombie into my heart.
by Dave Z. September 14, 2007
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Facebook zombie

Facebook users who make themselves much more immune to being unfriended or blocked because they deactivate their account when they're not using it. This makes them invisible to the entire Facebook world so long as they stay deactivated.
"I don't want her creeping on my Facebook page anymore, but I can't unfriend or block her because she's a Facebook zombie."
by Facebook Zombie October 30, 2013
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Zombie Fag

Someone who actually believes in zombies and actively seeks to protect themselves from an assumed zombie apocalypse.
"She can't marry him, he's a zombie fag!"
by stepdadjeff January 03, 2012
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