double goated

When you and one of your buddies both bend down and get in position with the goat out (dick and balls between legs) waiting for a third party to come into the room. See the goat

Matt and I just double goated Tyler. It was epic. That's worth 8 kicks to the ass.

by bossassbitch1995 March 7, 2016

Goat stamp

When you get fucked by a Ranga named Brett

Oh mate, late night I got totally gaziboed and woke up with a Goat Stamp.

by ItsMrPowTime2U June 23, 2019

golden goat

A very powerful weed, it hits you like a bullet when you take that first drag.

Guy 1: Man I hit some golden goat last night!
Guy 2: Holy shit are you ok?
Guy 1: I think so cause this talking tree and rabbit says its cool so yeah.

by A$AP_HUNNA July 25, 2016

Mountain goat

A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel

Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.

Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level

Roy Thomson is a mountain goat

by King Jordan of horizon December 12, 2019

goat sausage

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis

awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage

by ksks1996 January 27, 2011

goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.

Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?

by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

Pole Goat

a chick that will suck any cock (pole) without discretion. Often in exchange for a line of cocaine. Like goats at the petting Zoo will eat the paper containing your class assignment.

Everyone but me knows that Suzy, my BFF, is a pole goat. Lay a line on the back of the toilet for her, and she will suck off anything/anyone!

by majestricks December 5, 2009