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Brandon

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis
by Alpiney December 10, 2019
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brandon???

by bill Harrison August 1, 2017
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Brandon

Not the sportiest guy ever and pretty lonely.he enjoys younger company and hangs around with kids to seem cool.sooner or later a Brandon is likely to be outcasted by his friends
Hey man did have u seen Brandon recently”
“Na man we stopped chillin a while ago
by Loljokes420 January 17, 2018
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brandon

someone who stares at mens crotch and trues to touch them whenever possible. He is someone who is truly into weird fetishes and incest. He may be nice but is annoying the most. He tries hard to fit in and act like hes cool. He lies to other people and make them feel bad about themselves.
dont touch me there brandon, im not gay.
by king jong May 13, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is an absolute asshole who never stops getting on your nerves.He thinks he’s a roadman and will torment you for your entire life. He is the type of boy who will randomly try to beat you up but never can. He is so two faced and has disgusting habits. He will never get a girlfriend at this rate.
friend 1 Ew look it’s a rat.

Oh never mind it’s brandon.
friend 2 I hate Brandon he is definitely a drug dealer.
by Local nice person July 18, 2019
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brandon

a man hoe who has no sense of style and is secretly gay even though he denies it. the only reason he talks to girls is cause they think of him as a gay best friend. OH and he’s really slow and needs everything spelled out for him.
brandon is a fucking prick
by dknd13 June 11, 2018
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Brandon

Most annoying boy in the world , with a small white duck in his pants . But he is the most sweetest boy ever . He makes girls feel special, I love you
Does Brandon is sweet ?
Yes he is
by BADASSINDIANGUY June 10, 2017
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