Swan play

Swan plant he is the activity of visiting earth as a God in Swan form and having intercourse with whoever you come upon.

Friend: I didn’t know you were pregnant, lady: yea, swan play. . . You know?

by IlivefortheDnotfortheC November 22, 2020

to play the Cartney

Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.

Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.

by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010

play the banjo with

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".

Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

playing it crazy

playing like you’re dumb, playing like you don’t know what’s going on

she playing it so crazy/ he was playing it crazy like he ain’t know wtf go on.

by chanelbag2000 March 6, 2022

Play the duck

• Pretending to be oblivious;
Dont play the duck when you're a goose, silly!
(Like when you know that they know that you know they're lying but they duck the truth looking like a silly goose).

• It can walk like a duck, it can talk like a duck- but it's still a fucking goose.
(You're not even fooling you, silly goose).

• Duck the pigs, you silly goose.
(Got birds in the back, trying not to quack).

🦆🦆

Something she would say: "You dont have to play the duck around me, I'm pretty chill".

by SARADOX (plutos promise) January 10, 2020

Plug & Play

A smoking device used by only trained elite stoners. Superb potent wax that will make any smokers lungs turn. Only the real homies carry plug and plays. The wax is contained in a beautiful pod that hits insanely good. A portable dab rig for your pocket.

Yo bro lemme hit the PNP !?(“Plug and Play”)

Yo bro I got a plug & play Grape ape right now tryna get faded ?

by Niggonico November 24, 2021

Playing Strapless

Playing and using a Wii Mote without a strap, usually resulting in broken TV setups and resulting in intense feelings of stupidity and shame.

Grandpa was bowling strapless, and broke the TV again.

Grandma was playing strapless and practicing the backhand, when she let go of the wii mote and knocked over grandpas ashes.

by Seefoodlover March 22, 2009