Tesh

This word is used by most nrhs students. It is a term used to ask to cyph or in other words get high. The students in nrhs needed to make up a new word because most of the staff in nrhs probably get high after a drug test or school 🤣

“Aye joe get me tesh at the house 1 bath room”

by Bigjoe April 23, 2019

testicle shitting rectal wart

This is a nothing expression, but is from the South Park
movie. I believe Terrence or Philip called the other
one this, but it is in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

by Jay de Tejas September 13, 2003

Tesco picnic

A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.

It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.

by Andrew Waite September 24, 2005

Tess

Tess, often known as Tessy. The girl next door; playing in the mud; often blonde; just one of the guys, but she is so much more. She may seem like a ditz, but her silly exterior does not show you all that she is. Smart; not afraid to laugh at herself. Often lacks confidence, but she is a catch. One of a kind.

"Silly Tess"

by THETRUTHSEEKER April 22, 2015

drug test

1) Taking mind altering substances right before a wordy exam that requires you to express an opinion - such as philosophy or english literature, enhancing your ability to plumb the depths of the mind and/or lowering your inhibitions enough to say what you really think, whilst either enhancing or diminishing your ability to actually write it down.

2) Letting your mate be the first to sample the latest batch of drugs you have acquired, by pretending that you have all already taken some and the effects are really good, whereas in fact you suspect you have just been sold half a kilo of caustic soda.

3) A test performed by people in authority who are too scared to take drugs, in order to see if any of their employees are actually any fun outside of work.

1) I can't believe I got an A in religious studies, I scored some bud an hour before the exam and had a sly toke to keep me calm but it just made me so much more able to refute things eloquently.

2) Dave! Long time no see, fancy a line? This is great stuff man I've been on it for weeks.

3) "All employees will have a drug test on Monday"
"Um, I'm the regional manager, have never had a bad review, got promoted twice last year and brought in 6 new accounts this month already. And I take drugs. My team are the most useless bunch of monkeys who ever came down from the trees and none of them take drugs. What exactly is the point of this test?"
"All employees will have a drug test on Monday"

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Limit testing

Usually stated by a League of Legends player who is preemptively justifying their actions, when they are in the clear disadvantage, trying to outperform their opponent. Usually leads to the player dying and infuriating their teammates.

Top lane: "Dude what are you doin? You are half hp, level 4 Nunu, you can't kill the full HP, level 6 Fiora under her turret."
Jungle: "Hold on I'm limit testing."
Announcer: "An ally has been slayed."
Top lane: "gg 15 go next JG diff."

by WashableTaco December 8, 2020

Ace a test

to get a very high score on a test

Mum, I will ace a test!

by valeevakarina March 1, 2016