turtle attack 

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

turtle attack by rag HD February 5, 2004

turtle dumpling 

The action when an african american has sex with an old white woman , and they hump very slow......

holy **** that guys givin her a turtle dumpling!!

turtle dumpling by jamesa December 31, 2007

Turtle Dick 

Term for an uncircumcised penis.

Jake Evans has a turtle dick.

Turtle Dick by jack the ripper ek February 15, 2012

turtle waxed 

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

turtle waxed by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Turtle Dicking 

Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head

"please oh god turtle dicking me daddy!~"

Turtle Dicking by Katrian March 6, 2020

turtle fuck 

Two hard hats hitting, usually used in joke form with a new kid, or soft handed man, new to wearing a hard hat.

Joker: Dude, have you ever seen a turtle fuck?

Jokee: No, why?

Joker: Do you know what it sounds like?

Jokee: No, what?

Joker hits Jokee's hard hat with his own.

turtle fuck by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

Turtle Necking 

A sexual act involving two un-circumsized males in which one male pulls his foreskin over the other's penis, after which point the roles may be reversed. Also known as "The Chinese Penis Trap".

Doug and I spent last night turtle necking.

Turtle Necking by El Gusto Fanny Bandito February 18, 2010