Swine

The act of drinking wine and having sex.

We should get some dinner and swine at my place.

by T* Rock April 30, 2009

Swindle

The state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool

Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.

Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!

by Eruth August 31, 2012

swing pusher

Any person who pushes a mother's kid on the swing in exchange for sexual intercourse.

I pushed her kid on the swing before I gave her a facial.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

swing chin

Stroaking a girls throat or chin back and forth with your hand while recieving a blow job to increase the pleasure.

Hollie was sucking my dick so i decided so swing chin to help her get me off.

by Phil Mycrotch September 15, 2007

swine flu tag

Where you cough in your cupped hand and wipe it on someone's mouth., whilst saying "SWINE FLU TAG!".

"Where's jenny today?"
"Oh she'll be at home, i totally swine flu tagged her last night..."

by CobraYawnFTW! June 12, 2009

Swine Fluck

When you have sex with a person whilst infected with swine flu. Thus infecting that person.

John: "you don't look so good man, what happened?"
Chris: "I think that blond from the club swine flucked me"

Kirsty: "you look happy, whats up?"
Kate: "I swine flucked the asshole who tried to roofie me"

by masterkai October 17, 2009

Swine Flu

1. A version of the flu that came to the US from Mexico that's causing people to freak out
2. An ancient affliction from The Odyssey that only affected men who landed on the island of Circe, a Greek lunatic goddess living on the island of Aeaea

1. If you don't get a swine flu vaccination, you will cause yourself and you loved ones to DIE!!!
2. When Odysseus landed on Aeaea, Circe gave all of his men swine flu

by roneplEElpenor November 4, 2009