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Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus
" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"
by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025
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ButterNut Squash

When you ejaculate into boxers then accidently wake up and use the same boxers you ejaculated in the night before and you feel the cum on your ass when you sit
Bro you needa make a u turn i just did a butternut squash
by SolarEGGBacon November 17, 2025
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jacking my squash

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now
by Kylethajit September 28, 2021
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Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving
by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023
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Drop some squash

Slang/vulgar way of saying the action of defecation aka, “going poop”.
“Hey Brett you seen a bathroom anywhere? I gotta drop some squash ASAP.”
Also used as an adjective,
“Hold on a second, I’m dropping some squash!
by Major Monkey May 20, 2023
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simple_dimple_popit_squish

the best meme page on instagram rn. ran by 5 extremely astonishing, bewildering, and staggering teenage girls. being part of the active meme page community of Instagram, sdps never fails to surprise their beloved followers- also known as "oomfs" or universally known as "pimples".
with every meme dump being precisely formulated with only the upmost focus and supreme dedication, down to the very last minute detail, to pursue the liking of different chronically online niche groups; sdps can do no wrong! To add on, their daily stories on their everyday activities and dilly dallys never fail to make their pimples burst out hysterically; submerged in amusement. when you bump into one of the Admins, dont be shy to say hiiii they're the most amazingballs people in the world :D
do you know simple_dimple_popit_squish? they're so IJBOL!!

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by zinnobear January 2, 2024
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Taking a Squishii

When you take a shit and drink a red bull at the same time. Ultimate efficiency.
Every morning Patrick wakes up late and ends up taking a squishii - zero sugar only.
by RPP Wendell May 30, 2025
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