splingle_donk

It is the act of splingling on a donk. Splingling is when you shit and cum at the same time. Donking is similar to docking, but it requires both people to be on Adderall.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Alvon had been trying to splingle_donk?
Person 2: That is impossible, he is Jewish and circumcised!

by BeanMan420 February 8, 2021

Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021

Splinter271

1. One of the upcoming rookies in theories

2. Not well known yet.
3. Almost at 300 followers

There are many great theorists in the world. One upcoming theorist is Splinter271.

by wahtsmyuser March 10, 2021

Splink

Just little guy with a bandana. Eats bananas down the middle

Splink? Splink.

by Belpix March 18, 2021

splinter the rat

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.

Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”

by Cathman17 April 28, 2021

splinks

NOT a slur

Fernando: Those dang splinks!

Smart person: Splinks isn't a slur!

by NOT Fernando June 17, 2021

splinger

a person who us over the top, pick me , attention seeking, annoying, entiteled, and thinks theyre so funny

omg do you hear her, she is being such a splinger

by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022