shiffer snitter

One who has a nose which makes them look like they're constantly sniffing the scent of shit, 24/7. Usually a long, pointy nose, with flared nostrils.

"Eww, that guy has an ugly-ass shiffer snitter; he should seriously consider a nose job."

by Anilrahs August 20, 2006

poo ass shitty

the superlative for all things crappy. If something sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where the fecal matter comes from, then be shitty.

Dom: Hey, did you go to the open mic night last night, i heard it was pretty good.

Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!

by DPdaix November 7, 2008

Smitty

Slang name for the 1st or 2nd mate on a pirate ship.

Arrr Smitty, bring da slaves to da deck before they walk the plank. ARRRRR! (Yo Ho, Yo Ho)

by Pirate1234 February 25, 2011

Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.

by McOwnage August 14, 2016

itty bitty shitty committee

A miniature sized version of the government

Well, I'm sorry that I'm not a sort of itty bitty shitty committee!

by Tetsujin1234 November 16, 2014

Smitty What a Pity

When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.

You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity

by Go Mets December 6, 2006

shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,

by amanda357454 January 12, 2009