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Smurf

A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
by Unsmoked April 24, 2023
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Smurf

Process of changing the color of one's genitals blue while performing oral sex after the consumption of a blue raspberry slurrpie.
Despite my immediate frustrations with buying her a blue raspberry slurrpie, I was very pleased to see her smurf me upon the completion of her frosty treat.
by Anchordenny's April 25, 2011
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Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.
Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.
by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022
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Bloody Smurf

When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.
CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.
by google34891275897413205 July 10, 2011
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Smurf

by Fleahotbag March 14, 2021
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Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.
Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.
by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015
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Smurfed

Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face
I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed
by Jgrande22 May 29, 2019
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