chocolate sewer shark

A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.

1. I've just flushed the biggest chocolate sewer shark.

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

Shark Upon the Gale

The un-official mascot of The College of William and Mary. The official mascot being the Griffin, and the official nickname still being 'The Tribe.'

Originally suggested by The Pillory, the satirical magazine at William and Mary, it literally describes a shark blasted from a canon into the stands at the crowd.

football fan1: "whoo hoo! Go Tribe, and Shark Upon the Gale!"

by Failchild May 23, 2010

shark-face

Someone with a pointy face. His chin and his forehead are far back compared to his nose. Those people are always very ugly and no one likes them. At school, they are rejects.

Gab: He look its Jacob!
Éric: Its a shark-face!
Both: singing Jaws theme song.

by iPodtouchpro April 15, 2011

Shark

You looked this up after seeing the definition of "Urban dictionary" did you? 😏

A shark is a fucking fish idiot

by Logic-Buster October 29, 2020

Whale-Shark

The expression on someones face when yawning, which resembles a whale shark.

Buddy 1- ‘Ohh my gosh, not geometry, im so tired (*yawns)’
Buddy 2- ‘Ahh, WHALE-SHARK!’

by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010

Kiss The Shark

To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.

I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.

by meatholesfan December 16, 2008

Sarks

Sarkis Cafe in Evanston, Illinois.

Lets go to Sarks.

by John "Awesome" Szymanski March 17, 2003