Smoochie

A female who is willing to suck some penis, knowing that she will get nothing in return.

"that nigga don't want no girlfriend, he looking for a smoochie"
"ya mother a smoochie"
"im finna call a smoochie over"

by myniggamunchbox November 18, 2022

Smoochie

A hoe, could also mean a slut or a bitch l, also people say that if you say 4+4 is 8 You’re a smoochie

Ugh Amanda is such a smoochie, look at her!

by Hellotherenicetomeetcha November 28, 2022

Smooch Bait

A woman at a bar or other social setting who is overly flirty but aggressively turns down any physical advances.

I thought she was into me, but when I tried to kiss her, she screamed "rape" and ran away.

Yeah, she did that to me too. She's total smooch bait.

by Smoochbait December 22, 2022

scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

by anonymous December 29, 2022

scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.

Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

sloosh moment

A sloosh moment is whenever you have:
A dumbass moment, mispelling more than 1 word per sentence, poor/wrong opinions, typical "sloosh-like" behavior that all members present can and will call you out on.

sloosh moment: look up slooshs message history and you get the idea

by cj917 March 2, 2023

scooch

guy who can't stop eating mud

AGH, for FUCK'S sake Scooch, stop eating the mud you stupid prick!!!

by chad smithings March 4, 2023