semansplaining

When a woman explains what she wants sexually and how to bring her to orgasm, but the man ignores her as he feels he knows better. She fails to orgasm and is left unsatisfied. He may blame her or not care. Often he can't find her clitoris.

"I told Jacob what he had to do to get me to orgasm. He said he knew what he was doing," Catherine said. "He was semansplaining how he knew more about my body than me."
Kate asked, "Did he play with your clit?"
"He never even found it!" cried Catherine.

by CSurvivor9 May 18, 2023

Semi-gayadity

The essence that something is both gay and tough at the same time.

Dimebag: I wrote this rhythm ‘cause I thought it sounded fuckin’ tough. But then I realized it was in the key of F. Now, I love playing in E and F#, but F *shakes hand* semi-gayadity.

by razor_dime July 28, 2023

Creamy semen with pepper

biscuits and gravy with pepper

today i think we are having Creamy semen with pepper

by Benchwarmer 20 March 25, 2011

Hibernation Semen Sickness

Related to Kyoto Solo. Hibernation Semen Sickness is what your partner feels and experiences after you have given them a Kyoto Solo. The effects do pass in time.

Dude 1 - "You gave her a Kyoto Solo ?. Man, did she get HSS (Hibernation Semen Sickness) ?"
Dude 2 - "Oh yeah. Her sight came back pretty quicky though."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

Feem seme

The fluids released from a female during sex and or masturbation. shortened term for female semen. also known as lady cum or vag blasts

My girlfriend was wearing her miniskirt while riding on the back of my motorcycle, next thing ya know Feem seme was leaking everywhere.

by brewthaman November 2, 2011

Sour-Semi

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Gatorade, Captain Morgan, and lemon juice. It was created by David H. and was given its name because of its sour taste, and hits you like a semi.
Instructions:
-Fill 1/3 of your glass with Captain Morgan.
-Fill the rest with Gatorade.
-Add a large squirt of lemon concentrate or half of a lemon.
-Stir
They best Gatorade flavors to use are: 1.Orange 2.Lemon 3.Fruit Punch

"Holy shit! How did I wake up on this roof? Oh wait, we drank sour-semi's last night...good times."

by The captain k December 31, 2012

face semen

The shit that comes out of acne.

Ew, Brad's scratching his acne. Here comes the face semen.

by AggressiveExile October 1, 2017