queef cake

a womens queef made into a cake from her vaginal fart and is very stinky and gross

my women made me a queef cake and i tryed then i looked at her and slapped her and left

by ppizzles July 7, 2004

Queef-ryche

When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity. Bonus points if you or her gives the horns with your hands and/or has a mullet.

You fuck tart sounds like we're at a queef-ryche concert

by Cuca Culpa July 7, 2009

queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003

Queef Sandwich

A sandwich with both quail meet and beef. Best served hot. Often referred to simply as a Queef.

I think Ill have some Limburger Cheese on my sandwich. I know the cheese smells bad, but nothing beats a stinky queef sandwich.

I'm so hungry I could eat my queef, your queef and and even that prostitutes queef.

I thought it would be awful, But now I know its not always bad to have a mouth full of Queef. I cant wait to get my next Queef Sandwich.

Jimmies mad at me. I went to his house for lunch yesterday and I ate his moms queef when nobody was looking.

by Jeppeto1 December 26, 2010

queef star

a girl who is guarenteed to queef no matter what.

tim-hey steve, i was with rachel from down the street and she was a queef star.
steve-whats a queef star?
tim-you know, she was guarented to queef no matter what happened!

by timmieboy October 20, 2010

queef stick

Your dong. In other words, what makes queefs happen.

TD: My chick wanted me to make her breakfast in bed.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice

When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.

by DJ Dirty Balls September 15, 2009

Queef Pierce

Someone who is considered to be very conceded and prick-like with a harry black Gooch

that kid is such a queef pierce.

by thefeesh April 26, 2010