Confetti Queef

V. Used in description of a loose woman who has such a large vagina that she often expells "confetti" or foreign objects from her vagina when queeffing uncontrollably

She is so gross I bet she confetti queefs all the time.

by Rick Raida October 4, 2006

Queef Lorraine

A dish best served moist. A cheesy, eggy tart with flaps of ham and a crusty base. Often served in finger buffets. Baking queef lorraine was a favourite past-time of housewives in the 1980s, and is seeing a resurgence in popularity today.

"Jane became frustrated with Arnold and served his slice of queef lorraine directly into his mouth."

by Lorraine Queef September 16, 2007

Snow queef

When you put the coke in the loose pussy and make her sniff the pepper. She will queef and the cocaine will fountain up and look like snow.

I heard Alexander was snow queefing his bird the other day, what a guy.

by Fred the ged October 31, 2019

Tickle Queef

When a rogue hair tickles your vagina and you queef.

I was doing pilates and tickle queefed.

by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016

loaded queef

n. a vaginal purge of semen

the girl went to pee, and was surprised by an unexpected loaded queef

by Daniel Infrangible April 21, 2011

queef jar

Noun

A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.

“eves queef jar was stored under simons pillow, ready to be released the next day!”

by JoannesToe December 21, 2020

queef it up

this is when one hit's the pussy so hard she starts to queef uncontrollably and loudly

"wow bro, did you queef it up last night?"
"yeah!"
"nice"

by innocentbystander May 1, 2019