Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

Quarter Master

Joshua.

Joshua is the Quarter Master.

by Greenjetwings February 7, 2025

Quarter Pound-Her

A daring and hunger-driven sex position where the woman is in doggy style while the man enjoys a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder mid-act. Requires expert multitasking skills and a deep appreciation for both fast food and fast moves. Bonus points if fries are involved.

“Dude, last night I was starving but still in the mood, so I hit her with the Quarter Pound-Her. Best of both worlds.”

by sicklife444 April 10, 2025

Quartz{bfdi}

ruby's sister in bfdi

hey bro my fav. sister from ruby is quartz{bfdi}

by unknownnumber 2.0 May 5, 2025

Quarter Pounder

1. Any turd weighing more than a quarter pound
2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin

I love eating moose hoof ghoulash, I drop quarter pounders in the sacred dump throne all day

by Chunkmastarr January 26, 2026

Quarteezy

Another way to say quarter zip

"Yo Meech I see you rocking that quarteezy my boy." Meech: Yessirrr you know I stay fitted

by MetigetHezy March 2, 2026

Quartellennium

250 years, a quarter of a millennium.

The average empire only lasts for a quartellennium.

by 01010001 May 25, 2025