Peter puffer

Another word for gay, this creature can be found across the country puffing peters wherever he can.

Whooa...I think Skip might be puffin' the peter

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Peter Pan

verb- to pick someone up in a wedgie, and fly them around the room.

I peter pan-ed Ryan, all he wanted to do was think happy thoughts.

by TriciaMC October 30, 2006

Peter Falk

Synonym to describe marijuana, Columbian, or "Columbo", named after the character played by Actor Peter Falk.

"I'll be back, man. I'm going to cop some Peter Falk".

by Dedicated to Leonard Baysa, R.I.P. February 4, 2005

petering

The act of creeping on adolescent females in an extremely intoxicated state, with the hope of success, however always doomed to failure.

i was petering in dandelion the other night, tried to mooch rachel gardiner 16 times. Just as well i got rejected im a terrible man for the whiskey dick if experience tells.

by the night stalker 3000 October 23, 2012

peter-rolled

to be beaten to the point where you have to rolled away to your house

Man, yesterday Sam met these two fools and started talking crazy. Damn, those two dudes peter-rolled that ass!

by Robert D. October 16, 2003

Peter Frampton

A sexual act that is given to a woman which consists of simultaneous analingus and digital-vaginal attention. Much like a Rusty Trombone, this is the gender polar-opposite.

Called the Peter Frampton because the woman's lover looks like he is playing a guitar that is coupled with a voice modulator. For extra style points, the lover may fondle the woman's breasts, resembling a guitarist's hand movements along the guitar's fret board.

Bro: Dude, I heard you gave her a Rusty Trombone.
Bro2: No, man, she's a woman. It's called a Peter Frampton.
Bro: SICK!

by The Steven 696969 August 19, 2009

Paterno Inferno

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as a lubricant (condom on the junk of course; for safety), and keeping it a secret until confronted. Then admitting you did it under duress. This is usually followed by being fired from your job.

Too bad it wasn't Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky getting it on in the shower, or they could have avoided the Paterno Inferno all together

by Joe "MMMilano" Pa November 10, 2011