pubery

a man's or woman's pubic hair(s)

dat wench had sum maad pubery so i jus' up an' left rather than weed tru dat jungle boi!

by the niggz December 5, 2004

Puberty Poster Boy

A young man who has suffered the terrible experince of being forced to continue singing Tenor despite the fact that his voice has dropped well beneath that range. This young man is both heckled and jeckled by members of both the Tenor Party (for being a traitor) and the Bass Section (for having been a Tenor).

"Hey, look at that kid. He's like the Puberty Poster Boy. It would be so much easier n him if his instructor would just let him sing Bass!"

by Carry on, you will always rememebr! April 7, 2003

pubeardy

A rare affliction that targets males with high levels of estrogen and also hermaphrodites. The effects can be seen in a sort of male pattern baldness for the face. Sporadic patches of hair can be found on the sufferers neck and face. It is highly believed among professionals that the individuals who are experiencing pubeardic related symptoms are also having sex with Kubac.

I will have to pass on a night of male back-door action, my pubeardy is really getting out of control.

by M. Sewell October 23, 2003

Pubeface

A derogatory term used to denote Indians and Malaysians.

Damn. That Pubeface aced all his classes except Gym!

by whitefairyofdeath January 29, 2008

Existential pubes

It is what it is...

BARACK OBAMA: What's yo hella shit all about, bro?
Me: Existential Pubes.
BARACK OBAMA: God-dayum, far the mothafuckin-hell out...

by ctfd June 27, 2014

pube-stache

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.

1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"

by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008

pube

An adolescent. Usually male, usually white from an affluent family.

"Look at that fucking pube, smoking his clove cigarette and pretending to be a gangsta. I wonder which pocket holds his mommy's platinum card?"

by Mad Dogg January 7, 2006