Pre-ancé

When you're 'engaged' to be engaged.

He's not my boyfriend, not my fiancé, he's my pre-ancé

by Hkav July 7, 2015

pre-kidding

The action that comes before talking or dealing jokingly with; also known as pre-banter; pre-jest

I was pre-kidding Frank, I was preparing the joke and you just ruined it.

by Frank Quintero January 10, 2016

Pre-trip release

When you will be spending some time away from home and you know you'll be having a wank holiday. You often end up sleeping in the same room as friends or family. To resolve the problem you usually pump some out before going.

Josh: oi mate did you have a pre-trip release before the school excursion?

Jomal: Nar mate I didn't get time. I really paid the price . I had a wet dream on the second night and had to sort myself out.

by tricky175 January 18, 2016

Pre-vagnician

One who possess the ability to predict the appearance of a woman's vagina by assessing her personality almost immediately upon meeting her.

"Within five minutes Jacob could tell us exactly what her pussy looked like. I think he must have pre-vagnician."

by UnicornButtSex January 28, 2016

pre-post mortem face

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.

That meth head has pre-post mortem face.

by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

Pre game shit

When you get so nervous before a game you have to shit

"Henry did you take a pre game shit today"

by I'mherenow483 April 15, 2016

pre hoe

A hoe thats not exactly a hoe. A virgin that does hoe stuff.

Jody is a pre hoe. She fucked with the whole football, basketball and soccer team.

by Reaaaalllyy Real April 20, 2016